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Saturday is Caption Day! Postman Pat

Got a witty, profound or just plain silly caption for this picture? Then leave it in the comments below! Then click on the little boy’s head here & you will be magically transported to the funsome...

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You Know You Watch Too Much Children’s TV When…

You hear yourself saying that your favourite Oasis song is ‘(What’s the Story) Balamory‘. You are considering entering Mastermind with ‘Peppa Pig‘ as your specialist subject. You have actually played...

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You think you’re funny, don’t you?

So, at dinner last night Jake is being naughty & throws a bit of noodle onto the floor. “Jake, don’t throw your food on the floor”, says Daddy. Jake laughs. Daddy’s getting all stern now: “And it’s...

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My Old House & My New Headphones

I’ve got a brand new pair of headphones. They’re great. If you want some ‘phones you should buy them, OK? If you insist on wanting to know why, read on… But I also want to post about my current living...

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Maybe I shouldn’t have sung them the Batman song so much when they were babies…

You know the one, from the great old TV series: “Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!”. Subbing in “JAKEY!” or “ELLIE!”, and zooming them up in the air with their name.They loved...

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How to break the heart of a 2-year-old boy

It’s easy! Stick this on the cover of your children’s magazine: He thought it was an iPad – just for him! He was so excited. When he saw it was made of plastic, hollow, & nothing happened when you...

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Get ‘em while they’re young!

We had a rather telling – I think – moment this morning. We were watching Nick Jr. when that ‘Go Compare’ ad came on where Gio Compario (yes, I know his name; I am that sad)* is sitting at a bus-stop...

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The New JDaddy

Jake, the other day, to me: “Daddy, you can eat my pudding, but only if you don’t pick your lip. If you pick your lip you can’t have any pudding, OK? OK, Daddy?” A bit – Wow. Very like my saying:...

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Well, at least it’s good that you’ve told me…

We were watching an old favourite, The Smurfs. Ellie was being quite chatty. “I had a baby and when the baby saw Gargamel she got scared & she went back in my tummy!” Um, right… Well, they have...

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Saturday is Caption Day: Creative Dressing Up!

Captions please! For more captiony opportunities just click the pic: Filed under: Being Silly, Captions, Dancing, Dressing Up, Happy children, Let's Play!, TV & film

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